A new view of the mother of jesus…

A few days ago I ran across a Landover Baptist Church post about True Christians are never raped… Obviously since it was Landover Baptist, it can be taken with a grain of salt, however it did make me think; and as we all know, thinking leads to nothing but problems.

Riddle me this:

Imagine a woman wakes up one day, and finds herself to be pregnant
This woman has NEVER had sex in her life
The child (when born 9 months later) does not have the DNA of the woman’s husband (yes she was married and still a virgin, that part is weird, but go with me)
Oh, and to top it off this woman is around 14 years old

For the sake of this concept, let’s say we found the father of this child
Wouldn’t that be a slam dunk conviction for rape?
And pedophilia?

Now if the bible is true, doesn’t that mean Mary was a rape victim, and god was her rapist? Keep in mind, she did not consent to being impregnated; she was told she would give birth to the son of god, she was not asked…

Liked I said; thinking leads to nothing but problems…


About Rodibidably

Jeff Randall is a frequent volunteer for free-thought organizations, including the Center For Inquiry – DC. Having been blogging since January 2008, he decided that a community of bloggers would be an interesting new experience (or at the very least a fun way to annoy his friends into reading his posts more frequently). Since finding out about about the existence of, and then joining, the atheist/skeptic community in 2007 he has been committed to community activism, critical thinking in all aspects of life, science, reason, and a fostering a secular society.
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3 Responses to A new view of the mother of jesus…

  1. poietes says:

    I’m sorry, but I’m still stuck on the incredible statement that “True Christians are never raped.”

    I have to go pummel my head against the wall now.

  2. poietes says:

    I should have clarified: It sounds like something the late Jesse Helms said about how his daughters would have their rapists’ baies (should that occur) because that would be the Christian thing to do.

    • Jeff Randall says:

      The sad thing, the phrase “True Christians are never raped” is not even the most absurd thing I’ve heard a christian say to me personally…

      I’m not even sure it would crack the top 5…

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