6 Logical Fallacies That Cost You Money Every Day

I’m constantly surprised when I find something “main-stream” that refers to skepticism or looks at topics skeptically. But it seems that I see this type of thinking quite often on one unlikely source, a comedy website…

Who knew:    Science + skepticism + humor = The funny articles on Cracked

[Originally posted at Cracked.com]

For instance, your brain…

#6. Thinks The Future Is an Urban Legend

Back when natural selection stopped picking us off for things like “thought that grizzly bear just wanted a hug,” the future was far less reliable. Back then, when you had to choose between eating a rat now or holding out for deer a week from now, your brain told you to make with the rat stew. And it was right! Being able to imagine how good a deer would taste in 100 days had no evolutionary advantage, and so we just never got around to being good at it.

Today, the future is about as predictable as it’s ever been. If the government guarantees to pay you $200 when you turn 65, there are laws in place that say they have to do it. But our brains don’t know that. So when a guy in a white lab coat walks up and offers to pay us $100 in a year, or $50 right now, our brains still tell us to go for the rat stew.

This is what’s called hyperbolic discounting, a scientific term that means your brain is about as far from rational as it can get before they’re legally required to keep you in a zoo enclosure. We’re only half kidding. Hyperbolic discounting puts us on the level of pigeons and rats in the realms of fiscal responsibility.

It’s not just a lab experiment. There are entire industries that rely on your inability to think rationally about the future. Our whole economic crisis was kicked off by borrowers taking on loans they couldn’t afford, after lenders offered them lower payments (or no payments at all) for the first year. Credit card companies still rely on your brain to make purchases now that you won’t be able to pay for at the end of the month. Top Gun drill sergeants rely on your ego to write checks that your body can’t cash.

The real pioneers in the art of hyperbolic discounting are the cigarette companies and drug dealers, who do a pretty swift business delivering a momentary and fleeting fix in exchange for a little cash, and the right to bankrupt or murder you at some point down the line. We’re pretty sure not even the pigeons would go for that deal.

[Read the rest of this post at Cracked.com]


About Rodibidably

Jeff Randall is a frequent volunteer for free-thought organizations, including the Center For Inquiry – DC. Having been blogging since January 2008, he decided that a community of bloggers would be an interesting new experience (or at the very least a fun way to annoy his friends into reading his posts more frequently). Since finding out about about the existence of, and then joining, the atheist/skeptic community in 2007 he has been committed to community activism, critical thinking in all aspects of life, science, reason, and a fostering a secular society.
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2 Responses to 6 Logical Fallacies That Cost You Money Every Day

  1. poietes says:

    Great stuff. Thanks for posting.

    • Jeff Randall says:

      I don’t know why it still surprises me when a comedy site like Cracked posts things that promote real science and skepticism…

      One of these days I’ll expect it. Until then, it’s always a nice break from their typically bland comedy…

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