Are you a flawed human being?
At some point in your life have you felt overwhelmed with guilt and can’t find any way out?
Do you have some dark recess of your mind that you are ashamed of?
Are you willing to accept any story no matter how ridiculous?
Do you like to pretend you know what you’re talking about when you haven’t got a fucking clue?
Well you are in luck today!
Whatever your individual flaw, if your current religion does not cover it, just switch religions…
No need to change any aspect of yourself or your actual life, just find a religion where your deviant nature is acceptable…
Do you like having sex with underage girls, try mormonism or islam!
Do you like having sex with underage boys, try catholicism!
Are you already an anorexic vegan masochist, try hinduism!
Do you have major anger issues, try islam!
Are you sexually repressed or secretly gay, try protestantism!
Do you like being really mystical and believing in… well… just being mystical and stuff, try buddhism!
Are you a flakey douche-bag, try new age mysticism!
Are you completely bat-shit insane, try scientology!
There is a religion for everybody!!!